Chilly Chit Chat Prophets

We are the seers of the snow-covered mountains, foreseers of frosty futures. Our crystal ball is always cloudy with uncertainty, but our coffee is always hot.

Join us for:

• Weather Forecasters - because who doesn't love predicting precipitation?
• Prophesied Procrastination - where we'll tell you exactly what to put off until next week
• Frozen Fortune Cookies - the ancient wisdom of the chillier arts